Why do I have to pay...

So after I ran my first 5 k in December, I'm miracously receiving any and all 5 k related material in Forsyth County. I'm not trying to knock any races for cures, or fundraising events, but I don't understand why I have to pay to run in a race. I would just rather donate money, and be done with it. Who ever thought of that idea for people to pay money to walk or run was a genious. I would like to officially announce that I'm starting the "Gina's Race for Debt" 5 and 10 k run. Please pay $40 dollars to run the streets that you can run at any point and time that you please, but rest assure that the streets will be blocked during this event for your safety during Gina's Debt Run. At any other time, you would normally have to look both ways! However friends, you will not on this day. Although, because it's habit for those of you who walk or run on a regular basis, you will look both ways anyway. But please remember that I told you that you wouldn't have to look both ways! This is an email invitation only!! I won't have any materials to give you with the race title on it to show your friends and family, because....well just look at the title of the race.